Given our anxiety levels moving cross-country in a pandemic is about as stressful as you’d imagine a part of me is amazed that we still like each other so much. We’ve even managed to have some sex amid the Santa Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need A Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater year’s chaos. Still, there are challenges. Soon after we arrived in Iowa City, COVID-19 cases skyrocketed, forcing us into isolation in a strange new place. We have had to learn how to accommodate each other’s contrasting methods of coping I compulsively work and exercise while she stares out the window. Both of us cry a lot.
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