Donald Trump Border Wall Construction Build The Wall Deport Them All Shirt and Sweater! Surprisingly, just as promised by disgraced Presidential Candidate Donald Trump during his unsuccessful run for the White House, a wall is being built between Mexico and the United States by Americans and Mexico is paying for it, kind of. It was announced in Mexico City today by Mexican Federal Authorities that plans for just such a 2200 mile wall are complete and are on the verge of implementation.
We are taking our cue from the erection of the Berlin Wall and intend to close the border tight over night, enforce the No Cross zone uniformly and with deadly force along the entire border to prevent the invasion of sovereign Mexican territory, as of 12:00 Zulu January 1, 2018. Donald Trump Border Wall Construction Build The Wall Deport Them All Shirt and Sweater! At the same time it was announced that the chief contractor on “Project Montezuma’s Revenge. As it has been named in the bars of Tijuana, will be Trump Construction. When contacted, the eccentric Billionaire confirmed the deal and pledged to devote his entire being into his dream. I told you I would build a wall and Mexico would pay for it but I never said I wouldn’t make a profit. What, I’m the first to outsource.
Trump announced he intends to utilize the labor of undocumented Radical Republican Refugees or Repubfugee’s, as they are being called in Mexico, who were foolish enough to publically support him and thus forced to flee to Mexico after the landslide victory of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton over the now defunct Republican Party’s Candidate. By Mexican law the Repubfugees will be paid ½ the minimum wage mandated by American law. Donald Trump Border Wall Construction Build The Wall Deport Them All Shirt and Sweater! This so called “Payback’s a Bitch” amendment was enacted into law by a jubilant bi-partisan effort in the Mexican Congress. “What goes around comes around!” was the rallying cry of the 1/2 minimum wage proponents who met surprisingly little opposition. It was just the compromise needed to get the bill passed and the wall built.