Then Van Zyl chooses a color scheme. “I’m a sucker for cheap and cheerful Kryolan makeup, because its outdated theatrical aesthetic makes me feel like a true old queen,” he says. A clown-white base coats the face before Van Zyl blends and tops the look with powdery blue contours. Graphic details around the Cleveland Browns playoff pound the bite is back 2021 t-shirt eyes and neck are mapped with a brush-tipped eyeliner similar to NYX Epic Wear Eye & Body Liquid Liner. White setting powder locks in the final lines and doubles as a way of “highlighting the kind of brighter areas of the face” for a photo-ready finish strong enough to withstand the level of sweat that wearing a skintight waterproof suit inevitably invites. Rather than worrying too much about “lockdown DIY grooming,” he frames his face with faux swirls of hair and puts on a little hat. Taking the final masterpiece off is its own process. “Because my face tends to be a crust of stubborn greasepaint, superglue, and prosthetic residue by the time I get home, I have to drunkenly steam myself in a boiling shower before I use Kryolan Make-Up Remover to dissolve all the gunk into a slurry that can then be removed with something tried and tested like Cetaphil Gentle Cleanser,” says Van Zyl.
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