People who wear suits to fly. Get over yourself. I know you’re better than me. I’m an adult with a Ric Flair gucci shirt who’s only luggage is a backpack. You don’t have to rub it in by dressing like David Beckham for a 2 hour flight. Man Down! Man Down! I swear this girl from Israel looked just like the girl from Wonder Woman, behind the cologne counter at the mall. I’m walking by minding my own strolling the baby and Zion and we made eye contact. She said, “Come over here.” My feet didn’t even move and I was being lifted and moving towards her like a Star Wars tractor beam. She said, “Do you see anything you like?” I tried to speak but my head just nodded yes.